Is it cracked?

"Someones going to get hurt!" Every mom out there says it 100 times a day. Atleast I do. The girls were goofing around as usual. I kept saying "Someones going to get hurt." Then the cries started. Because I am such a wonderful mom, I continued to fold laundry, not too sympathetic to the cries I was hearing. Avery finally makes her way over to me in a very dramatic way, with her pants pulled down to show me her bum. With a very worried face and an even more worried voice, she says "Is it cracked, mommy is my bum cracked? Mommy why are you lauging at me? Is my bum cracked?" I was laughing even harder at this point and all I could say was "Yes, your bum is cracked." She dropped to the floor crying uncontrolably, until I finally got her calmed down and explained that her bum was not cracked, just a litte red.
To night my point was proved, Someone did get hurt. Too bad it went in one ear and out the other. Tomorrow is a whole new day of talking to myself!!!